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Xianxia / Cultivation / Comedy / Fantasy / Modern

Cultivation Chat Group

by Legend of the Paladin

Ongoing

200 chapters · English

About the story

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

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Chapters (200)

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01Chapter 1 : Mt. Yellow’s True Monarch and Nine Provinces (1) Group02Chapter 2: Please Wait For Esteemed Me To Divinate03Chapter 3: One Pill Recipe04Chapter 4: H City’s 3rd stage – Houtian lightning tribulation05Chapter 5: I Believe In Science!06Chapter 6: Copper Trigram’s Immortal Master07Chapter 7: The Group Of Delinquents That Got Wiped Out08Chapter 8: Soft Feather and Luo Xin Street09Chapter 9: The Other Luo Xin Street10Chapter 10: A Brief Interlude While Strolling In The Streets11Chapter 11: Turn back suddenly, and discover that your destined person is there, by the waning lantern lights.12Chapter 12: Senior Song, your phone is also out of battery13Chapter 13: If......14Chapter 14: Let me send two chests of medicinal ingredients as my gift of thanks15Chapter 15: Professor Renshui’s injury16Chapter 16: This matter feels a tad abnormal!17Chapter 17: Investigation for Ghost Lamp Temple18Chapter 18: Meeting familiar faces in another place19Chapter 19: Ghost Lamp Temple 50 years ago20Chapter 20: Spirit Ghost21Chapter 21: Poison Dragon Grass, how dangerous!22Chapter 22: An Unexpected Gift23Chapter 23: Spiritual Butterfly Respected Sage’s Scheme24Chapter 24: Student Song Shuhang, here’s your express delivery25Chapter 25: The two boxes of herbs26Chapter 26: My Extraordinary Pill Furnace27Chapter 27: Refining the Body Tempering Liquid!28Chapter 28: Last resort in a desperate situation, let’s go!29Chapter 29: Running under the setting sun, this is the youthfulness I lost30Chapter 30: Learning the truth in the morning, even if death comes in the evening it’s worth it!31Chapter 31: North River’s Loose Practitioner’s liver hurts32Chapter 32: Loose cultivators and sects33Chapter 33: Cultivation, is at my fingertips34Chapter 34: Medicine Master and reward35Chapter 35: Do not be embarrassed, reply to me loudly!36Chapter 36: The young lady surrounded by hoodlums37Chapter 37: Do all little girls these days all have so much character?38Chapter 38: The way a cultivator opens doors39Chapter 39: Don’t worry, just a broken leg would suffice!40Chapter 40: This is a pretty fine Poison Dragon Grass41Chapter 41: Foundation building techniques42Chapter 42: Altar Master who was Scared Silly43Chapter 43: Seclusion Grain Pill44Chapter 44: Medicine Master’s Key45Chapter 45: The girl backed up against the wall again46Chapter 46: Student Shuhang, have you offended someone recently?47Chapter 47: This is just a thumb drive48Chapter 48: Techniques must not be recklessly passed49Chapter 49: A trick too wonderful for words50Chapter 50: Foundation Building Fist Technique and the right way to execute it51Chapter 51: Endure!52Chapter 52: Meditation technique to form the true self53Chapter 53: Good person Shuhang54Chapter 54: Zhao Yaya55Chapter 55: Zhao Yaya’s ballbusting Kick56Chapter 56: The heart to be wary mustn’t be missing57Chapter 57: Fierce man Nan Haomeng58Chapter 58: White True Monarch59Chapter 59: Acute poison60Chapter 60: Fear and...... joy61Chapter 61: Nice to meet you, my name’s Song Shuhang!62Chapter 62: Yep, I’m framing you!63Chapter 6364Chapter 64: An invincible position65Chapter 65: Looking for the enemy’s trail66Chapter 6667Chapter 67: Mental energy trick68Chapter 68: The female lecturer frightened to tears69Chapter 69: You guys should’ve said that earlier, that’s fantastic!70Chapter 70: Stink Pill71Chapter 71:Tearing down a building with bare-hands isn’t a dream!72Chapter 72: Resolve73Chapter 73: Trouble still came in the end!74Chapter 74: I’ll show you my resolve75Chapter 75: Beast headed tile with claw marks76Chapter 76: Seven Lives Talisman Mansion Master77Chapter 77: Another express delivery via air travel78Chapter 78: Armor Talisman, Sword Talisman, Exorcism Talisman!79Chapter 79: Second place... is yours!80Chapter 80: A lead has been found, time to set off!81Chapter 81: Loli and going past his stop82Chapter 82: Caucasian monk and the site of the strange train accident83Chapter 83: Illusion84Chapter 84: Underground wrestling match85Chapter 85: My luck has finally turned for the better, haha!86Chapter 86: Everybody get lost, let me pretend to be badass!87Chapter 87: A path of survival? I’ll provide you one!88Chapter 88: Unfortunately, this lord doesn’t care about face at all!89Chapter 89: The Caucasian monk is shining90Chapter 90: Shuhang, learn driving!91Chapter 91: Little friend Shuhang who receives deep admiration from his seniors92Chapter 92: Black suitcase, money and... Qi and Blood Pill!93Chapter 93: Five-Way Spirit Contract Altar materials!94Chapter 94: Uncle, I am not a swindler!95Chapter 95: The inconceivable patient96Chapter 96: Ill Fate97Chapter 97: One floor away from the destined person98Chapter 98: An amusing and rottenly good person99Chapter 99: Why do seniors communicate through a chatting app?100Chapter 100: Strange dream101Chapter 101: Cursed102Chapter 102: Zhuge Zhongyang103Chapter 103: Family of weirdos104Chapter 104: Oh, Chinese Kung Fu!105Chapter 105: Secret Martial Arts Technique106Chapter 106: This Fire Controlling Artifact is Very Modern Yo!107Chapter 107: A Mournful Ghost’s Wail108Chapter 108: Altar Master’s Vengeful Ghost?109Chapter 109: Group Owner’s Heavenly Tool, Mass Chat Restriction Technique!110Chapter 110: Shush, A Wild Uncle Appeared!111Chapter 111: The Robbed Delivery112Chapter 112: Capturing the Culprit113Chapter 113: [Temporary Remote Sword Art]114Chapter 114: So it was actually an experimental edition!115Chapter 115: Could we just hold hands?116Chapter 116: Not bad abs117Chapter 117: Sevenshine Wonderfruit and Immortal Farming Sect!118Chapter 118: Uncle, what about the basic trust between people?119Chapter 119: It’s you?120Chapter 120: Have anything to eat?121Chapter 121: I have half a Fasting Pill, do you want it?122Chapter 122: The imprint from the flying sword123Chapter 123: Incantation: Abbot Tongxuan is... The! Most ! HANDSOOOMMMMEEEE!124Chapter 124: A valuable lead125Chapter 125: The refined Young Master Hai126Chapter 126: The little miss doesn’t have much longer127Chapter 127: Put down the Su Clan descendant!128Chapter 128: Where is the Moonsabre Sect?129Chapter 129: The attacking weaklings!130Chapter 130: There are many things wrong with this first experience of the blue sky!131Chapter 131: What does one do when one meets a giant demonic beast?132Chapter 132: I’m surnamed Song, and this is my identity card!133Chapter 133: What each conspiracy needs134Chapter 134: Why is Su Clan’s Ah Qi here?135Chapter 135: Bloodbath in the Blue Origin Valley136Chapter 136: Chat Photo Album: Watch Senior Ah Qi trample the Moonsabre Sect137Chapter 137: Little friend Shuhang, do you want some benefits?138Chapter 138: Just stand there and don’t move!139Chapter 139: Just call me Great Pressure of Mt.Books!140Chapter 140: True Monarch White is almost out141Chapter 141: One hundred million in call value... are you scared or not!142Chapter 142: The nameless Immortal sage of the nameless temple143Chapter 143: The dormitory’s unexpected visitor144Chapter 144: Giant dog: Borrowing your chat account to use!145Chapter 145: Another emergency delivery!146Chapter 146: Accompany me for a walk!147Chapter 147: True Monarch, how many meanings does ‘all kinds’ have?148Chapter 148: Looking forward to it!149Chapter 149: A series of events that hurts the eyes!150Chapter 150: The nameless Immortal sage statue that makes the heart beat151Chapter 151: True Monarch White was dug away!152Chapter 152- Cultivation Maniac True Monarch White!153Chapter 153- Discussing the importance of a good teammate154Chapter 154- Dou Dou + True Monarch White!155Chapter 155- How terrifying is a senior who can fall on flat ground?156Chapter 156- I feel like I’ve been left behind by the times every time I come out of seclusion!157Chapter 157- Actually, the whole group are my alt accounts!158Chapter 158- Frost Air Immortal Chest?159Chapter 159: There is no reason to refuse160Chapter 160: A pretty and delicate face, but a big and muscular body161Chapter 161: I... I’m sorry! I got the wrong person!162Chapter 162: Zhuge Yue’s video163Chapter 163: Making a contract with the ghost spirit164Chapter 164: A corpse bringing equipment from a thousand miles away, the gift is valuable but the sentiment is even more!165Chapter 165: The ghost spirit underwent a mutation!166Chapter 166: Do you obey?167Chapter 167: Innate Skill of the Eye Aperture168Chapter 168: The space travel of a domestic air conditioner169Chapter 169: A slash capable of burning the heavens170Chapter 170: Walking Doudou171Chapter 171: Look at me beating up six people alone!172Chapter 172: Burning saber173Chapter 173: Doudou’s two seconds of glory174Chapter 174: Penniless Thief Sects Young Mistress Candy175Chapter 175: Clues on the Meteor Sword176Chapter 176: Fairy Lychee177Chapter 177: Renovating the entire house?178Chapter 178: Grandpa Tubo’s invitation179Chapter 179: Even today I managed to survive!180Chapter 180: Branch Leader Jing Mo’s trump card181Chapter 181: A new enmity added onto the old hatred182Chapter 182: It’s an incurable disease!183Chapter 183: Did I travel to another world?184Chapter 184: A young man decked in a green robe riding a white horse185Chapter 185: Different kinds of style!186Chapter 186: When your hair reaches your waist, will you marry me?187Chapter 187: This is like hitting someone who is already down!188Chapter 188: The disciple of a Daoist Priest is a Great Master189Chapter 189: Daoist technique, Daoist technique!190Chapter 190: Cultivator-style bungee jump and a selfie with Venerable White191Chapter 191: Senior White’s blessing192Chapter 192: I’m getting out of the car to exercise a bit!193Chapter 193: Are you threatening me?194Chapter 194: This time, did I royally screw up?195Chapter 195: My luck is pretty good today?196Chapter 196: Such good luck smells fishy!197Chapter 197: Is it a natural calamity or a man-made disaster?198Chapter 198: Disposable flying sword, launch!199Chapter 199: Chapter 199 - A shameful trump card200Chapter 200: A tragic aerial collision!